Gathering Of The Juggalos 2023!
𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐒 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐇𝐈𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑!
YOUR EYES DO NOT DECIEVE YOU
Look to the sky and you will see the phenomenon appearing above The Earth's atmosphere is REAL! A platinum-blingy alien surfer with a killer clown face is sailing toward the planet, the herald of cosmic events unfolding from beyond time and space! With an amplified voice that carries across all lands like the booming sound of thunder warning the citizens of The Dirtball: "The Wicked Clowns are comin' Bitch! Prepare your carbon-based planet for the GATHERING INVASION!"
YES, YOU HEARD THAT FUNKY SHINY SKY NINJA RIGHT! The Gathering of the Juggalos 2023 is COMING and Earth's defenses are helpless to stop it!
The Time: July 5th to the 8th, 2023
The Place: Legend Valley, Thornville Ohio
Tickets and details coming very soon so keep your eyes peeled and your wigs strapped to your fleshy human skull-coverings, Earthlings!