Christmas At Our House
Ho Ho Hold on to your naughty nut bags and your warm fuzzy nedens Loes and Letts, cause it’s time once again for that fat crack head Kris Kringle to get shit crackalackin’! But as usual that big red bitch won’t be bringin’ you naughty ninjas shit! So what! You don’t need him when you’ve got your other red friend the Holiday Hatchet Man hookin you hoes up! And we don’t give a fuck how naughty you ninjas been! Psychopathic Records has been naughty too and what better way is there to celebrate our nasty ways than by tippin back and token up at our annual naughty ninja bash? Of course we could only be talkin about the legendary and infamous Big Ballas Christmas Party. And since our infamous party has currently been banned by every venue in the country, this year’s blowout is taking place at the Hatchet Man’s house! Yes your bloodshot eyeballs read that right! This year’s Big Ballers XMas Party is jumpin off the Psychopathic Records Headquarters in Farmington Hills, Michigan December 22nd. Let us put it to you this way... Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records proudly present to you CHRISTMAS AT OUR HOUSE!!!!
Not only will ICP be performing live at this party that’s taking place exclusively at our own warehouse, but they’ll also be performing in a way you've never seen them perform before. Not even they themselves have seen them perform like this before! Only those in attendance at our house will get to hear and witness for the very first time ever.... INSANE CLOWN POSSE perform a full set of classics UNPLUGGED with STORIES!
Not only will they be performing stripped down acoustic versions of there most famous jams but also in between songs they'll be telling never before heard stories! This is truly something special, ICP like never before. Oh and did I mention no phones or cameras will be allowed in the building? That's right you sneaky bastards, don’t think you’ll be staying home and enjoying the show on YouTube like you usually do because that shit won’t be happening. You’ll absolutely have to be here to enjoy all the freshness. Fuck sitting at home and watching it on YouTube anyway. Come to this year’s Big Ballas "Christmas At Our House" and be the envy of all your lame friends.
The freshness doesn't stop there either... Everyone that walks through the door will receive an EXCLUSIVE gift you wont find anywhere else. I'm not talking about some random left over crap we've got laying around the warehouse either, we've got something super fresh in the works that will definitely become an instant sought after collectors piece. Also stuff your fat little chimp monk cheeks with free Holiday Cookies and Faygo and take a tour of the entire Psychopathic Records Headquarters including the warehouse, offices and even the Lotus Pod Studio! Have you ever wanted to see the Wall of Karma with your very own eyes? Maybe you're even on that bitch? What about the infamous costume room filled to the ceiling with mad flavor from through the past 30 years. Maybe you want to take a seat in the Psychopathic TV room and imagine you're being interview by Psychopathic Legends Jumpsteady or the Rude Boy? And let's not forget the Mutha Fuckin Lotus Pod Studio.... As you walk into the room you can instantly feel the karma in the air from over 17 years of endless ICP and Psychopathic Records classics. You can now finally see with your very own eyes where the magic of the Dark Carnival happens!!!
Tickets for this years Big Ballas "Christmas At Our House" will be EXTREMELY limited and will cost $150. Now that might seem like a pretty penny so let's recap on everything you get... First and foremost, you get to see ICP perform in a way you've never seen before, UNPLUGGED! Never Before Heard Stories from ICP about each song as they're performing! An Exclusive Gift you wont get ANYWHERE else! Free Cookies and Faygo! A Tour of the Whole Building and Lotus Pod studio. All of this can be yours this December 22nd only at Christmas At Our House!!!
