JUGGALO WEEKEND THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
This is what we’ve been waitin’ for, Homies! This weekend is OUR TIME to shine! It’s the highly anticipated and unable to be duplicated Juggalo Weekend! You might remember that last year was Juggalo DAY. The technical holiday is on February 17th, but this year Psychopathic Records and the Insane Clown Posse had so much they wanted to do that they had to turn it into a full weekend!
You know we sure as hell aren’t complainin’ and neither are any of the ‘Los and ‘Lettes worldwide! An entire weekend to really celebrate how fuckin’ fresh it is to be part of this unfuckwittable family? WE’RE DOWN! We’re sure you are too no matter how you plan to celebrate your roots this weekend. You can party wherever you are, whoever you are, but if you can be in the Detroit area Saturday and Sunday? DO IT! There is hella flavor goin’ on!
First off, we’re droppin’ two new bombs for you! Even before the events begin in Detroit there is some awesomeness for the fam no matter where you live! The first massive chunk of news is that hatchetgear.com will be having a JUGGALO WEEKEND SALE!
The sale is going to provide 50% off products on the hatchetgear.com site! This will be running from Saturday, February 16th at 9:00AM EST until Sunday, February 17th at 11:59PM EST! If there are jerseys you’ve been eyeballin’, t-shirts you need to have hangin’ in your closet, hoodies you want to keep your ass warm for the rest of winter, NOW is the time to get on it! 50% off ain’t nothin’ to pass up and it’s happenin’ all weekend long for EVERYONE! No coupons, no codes, it’s all automatically taken off at checkout!
As another way to save the ‘Los and ‘Lettes a little cheddar, you can pick up the Insane Clown Posse App by Pixofactor for a simple $.99! That sale will also run from Saturday, February 16th until Sunday, February 17th! The ICP App can be found on the Apple App Store as well as the Android Play Store. It features vintage and never before seen pictures of ICP, behind the scenes footage, App exclusives, events, a chat feature, and much more! It’s everything ICP right in your fuckin’ phone for $.99!
And all of that is even before the major events of the weekend begin! The massive shows that will bring the family together in The Murda Mitt! There is still time for you to grab tickets, to make plans, and to get your ass into Detroit for this weekend because this is NOT something you’re going to want to miss!
First on the list on Saturday, February 16th to kick everything off is the Oddball Brawl at St. Andrews Hall in Detroit, MI! Doors for this all ages event will be opening at 5PM and there are a lot of ways for you to pick up tickets for it that’ll only run you $10! You can hit up ticketmaster.com, hatchetgear.com, and at the Down With The Clown Stores listed at the end of this article.
Oddball Brawl at St. Andrew’s Hall will feature the likes of Bobby Lashley! Jon Bolin! The Boogeyman! Richie Boy Bryer Wellington with Butler Geeves! The Ring Ryders! The Haters! The Honky Tonk Man! Superstar Bill Martel! Madman Pondo & The Necro Butcher! The Rudeboy & Evil Dead! Kongo Kong! Zach Gowen! Tracy & Isabella Smothers! The Weedman & Ring Girl Randi! 2 Tuff Tony! Shawn Daivari! The Commissioner Violent J! Pay-per-view commentary by Shaggy 2 Dope & Kevin Gill! With DJ Clay on the turntables!
It’s going to be an absolutely insane night just like you would expect from the brutes of JCW wrestling! Nothing will be held back! Anything goes! These wrestlers will be murdalizing the fuck out of each other and beating each other so hard they will be pissing teeth. Now that’s entertainment!
If you can’t make it out to wrestling LIVE on Saturday night, we suggest you hit up psychopathiclive.com where you can peep out the internet pay-per-view streaming live for only $7! But there’s a HUGE BONUS for those who show up at the event LIVE and in person! Sugar Slam will be in the building at Oddball Brawl giving away ten tickets to the sold the fuck out Riddle Box Show happening the next night. That’s your last shot to possibly see ICP’s Riddle Box Show LIVE!
Following Oddball Brawl the party is moving to The Ritz in Warren, MI for the Juggalo Weekend Afterparty! The doors open at 10PM and this event is restricted to 18+ because shit is going to get wild! An over the top celebration of everything Juggalo with huge performances by The Hatchet Warrior, ABK! The Mad Scientist, Mike E. Clark! And The Vicious Vinyl Villain, DJ Clay! It’s going to be all that and more for only $7! You can get your tickets now on showclix.com and hatchetgear.com!
The next day, on the official Juggalo Day of Sunday, February 17th we suggest you get yourself over to Rock of Ages in Garden City, MI between 1PM – 5PM! The Insane Clown Posse will be holding a Juggalo Weekend In-store and you’re gonna wanna be there! With the busy schedules of ICP in-stores haven’t happened for a hot minute, but that’s changing on Juggalo Day!
There is no purchase necessary to participate in the ICP in-store. Just bring your shit so you can see Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, have them sign your gear, and share in the holiday with the wicked clowns. The only rule that will be followed is that there is a two items per person restriction. This is so that The Duke of the Wicked and The Southwest Strangla can get through as many ‘Los and ‘Lettes as possible in the given time!
Finally, it all comes down to the Insane Clown Posse’s Riddle Box Show at St. Andrew’s Hall in Detroit, MI that night, February 17th! There are two bombtastic openers, Myzery and Project Born! They will be followed by ICP performing the entire Riddle Box album LIVE in concert! The kick in the ass is that the tickets sold the fuck out within a matter of days. The upside is that you can still see the show! It’s available on psychopathiclive.com as an internet pay-per-view for a smooth $17. You get all of the freshness streaming LIVE right into the comfort of your own fuckin’ home!
Juggalo Weekend 2013 is going to be over the top in every way possible. If you can make it out to even just one event that’s great, but our suggestion is that you make a full fuckin’ weekend out of it! Four huge events on Saturday, February 16th and Sunday, February 17th are just BEGGING for your presence! Heed the call, Ninjas! Hit up insaneclownposse.com for more details and the tour section for all ticket links! Juggalo Weekend only happens once a year, Homies! BE THERE!
Down With The Clown Stores where you can get Oddball Brawl at St. Andrews Hall tickets:
Rock of Ages
31015 Ford Road
Garden City, MI
22501 Michigan Ave.
The Road Show
28500 Gratiot Ave.
1904 Springwells St.