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Now all that patience has paid off. We here at the Hatchet Herald are super fuckin’ proud, massively honored, and absolutely STOKED that we get to announce the return of a Ninja Legend
to the ranks of Psychopathic Records. We can only be talkin’ about one person, the master of the guillotine himself, JUMPSTEADY!
This move has been in the works for quite some time, but it is only now that it could come to light. After a seven year hiatus of serving the people through other much respected means, Jumpsteady is bringing his irreplaceable knowledge, karma, and heart back to the label that he helped create more than twenty years ago!
During the early days of Psychopathic Records you had yourself the first five. That consisted of Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Billy Bill, Jumpsteady, and Alex Abbiss. It was through their hard work and dedication that gave all of us somewhere to fit in and we speak very seriously when we say how grateful we are for their sacrifices they made along the way to build this empire brick by brick.
Jumpsteady was a driving force for thirteen years with Psychopathic Records and in that time he accomplished more than we can even begin to list (but you know we’ll try). Jumpsteady is a Don of Psychopathic Records. He is one of the three creators of The Morton’s List. He is a Hall of Fame JCW Wrestler. The Gathering of the Juggalos was his brain child. He traveled far and wide
to meet with Juggalos and Juggalettes, spreading the karma of Psychopathic and bringing all he got in return to headquarters.
Jumpsteady put his heart into Psychopathic Records and the Juggalo Family knowing that above all else, the magic to what we have going on here is the immeasurable amounts of luv and dedication that we each possess for you guys and how you give it straight back to us daily on an off the chart scale.
Although plenty has changed in the last seven years, Family Luv is forever and we proudly welcome Jumpsteady to his place that has always been ready and waiting for his return. This means that you will be seeing and hearing much more from him at events and through various outlets of Psychopathic.
Give props, pay respect, and get ready to watch a MASTER work.
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Jeremiah Cannell: it would be the juggalo jay stoner show! all about how to roll blunts, joints id have all my bongs and bowl and id play some old skool shiiiiiit
Chris Tylicki: I'd do a show called freak out, mostly about all the weird n freaky people and places I could find. Lots of strange ass shit in the world. Maybe interviews with freaks of all sorts and the weirdest dope music I could find.
Chase Thatmoney: Juggalo porn...the stars always wear face paint there is always wicked music playin and it always messed up partners like a huge girl wit a skinny old man or a midget with mike tyson shit like that....tellin you it would make millions :) :)
Nic Servis: a crazy fucking blunt fest! lets just roll a fuck load of blunts with the whole hatchet family and get high as a motherfucker and sit and chat about all the new hatchet news. well see who can roll the fattest l and take it to their face. it will be the fucking most fresh show out there! whoop whoop!
Aaron Ahasteen: I do a show about strippers lives n strippper wives .:) n travle the world n get all there perspectives on the lives they live :) sounds krazy but it jus might work
Dave Krzeminski: Billboard morgue. Revisiting the good shit that was once on top
Akilla Issik: It would be called "the pick apart show" and we would discuss any new artist`s coming out...disect them and there songs and videos...
Kurty V-Lo: The Juggalo Request Line (JRL). call in, u tell me what to show/play, who to have on the show n what to do. leave it up to the viewers to decide. also weekly give-aways n contests.
Harley Webb: a show called Ticks and Stoned. Talk of all stoner moments and the good times yu have had along with the ticks (bullies) and hard time in life. Let everyone learn from your personal experiences.
Jefferiah Ison: Alright get this:Fued or Fuckin Stupid-the synopsis is I go over wrestling fueds old and new and talk about the good [savage vs ultimate warrior] and the baaad [papa shango vs ultimate warrior].guests include my midget sidekick Dink the Clown.we will truly decide if it was a FUED or FUCKIN STUPID!!! Plus I wear different wrestling masks each show.
Travis Bruner: For Sure A Celebrity Roast Format.....Any Chance I can get to call out those fake ass Mutha Fackos I will....Old School hip hop and Pyschopathic Jams ...with a half hour METAL segment Called Riegning Paint...THE FRESHEST!!!!!! #PSYCHOSLINGERS WHOOP WHOOP
Redeye Mike: Marijuana.
Rachael Sue: ALL ABOUT ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS. that would be my shit all day. Damn. Omg. Demonstrations on how to correctly use firearms by some sexy Los an lettes. Oh. This makes my horrible zombie dream from last night much better. Haha. Shit was REAL I TELL YOU. Whoop whoop lol!!
Joe B-z Burghardt: my show would be "AXE ME ANYTHING" where lo's and lette's could ask anything. ask whats comming next from Psy or why the fuck is the sky blue? who gives a fuck. im sure lo's and lette's got some entertaining questions and im sure the answers will be even better! MMFCL WHOOP WHOOP!
Sherry Deans: cotton candy and popsicles porn review… self explanatory
Mike Greenwood: It should be about gun show called GHETTO BLASTERS. about custom guns, gun news and related topics mixed in wit sum dope ass music...
Stephanie Traver: I was thinkin an oldschool vs new show would be kinda cool.... and it seems there's a lot of fam tha is also into metal... A show for juggalo-picked metal would be interesting
Brandon Colclaser: Show name spidy the clowns super fresh super hero show talking about the best in comic books and graphic novels with a zombie apocalypse twist whoop whoop also fresh lette of the week and kill that artist
Shawn Mckown: Fat naked guy eating Cheetos while reviewing 70's porn while taking live calls
Kenny D Eichenberg: Im fat as hell so I guess it would be about food and Drinking, I cook so I would be giving out badass recipes, Clown Kitchen
Nicole R. Swann: Welcome to Family Freshness, discussing everything from the FBI Gang List and the complications, injustice and prejudice involved, to real life Lo's and Lette's with real life stories, and how the family has helped them to overcome the bad shit. Different topics every week, different guests, different callers, different stories, helping the fam get to know each other, giving each other advice and love from the very farthest reaches of this dirtball to your living rooms.
Chester A. Arthritus: I would be Juggalo Pumkin Mufucka, and Id be bringing old(and) new videogame freshness each week. Wed be talkin bout them Marios, Mufuckin CoDs, Mufuckin Ninja Gaidens, Skyrims, Sonics, Space Invaders, ALL that freshness for real. It would be called Pumkins Mufuckin Playtime Up in This Bitch, full title. Also Id find a way to work big titties in there.
Micah Baiz: "welcome Juggalos and Lettes and Vets worldwide! This is the Juggalo heroes hour bringing you the Psycho news from a soldiers point of view!" (moment of silence while Revelry plays... Retreat at the end of broadcast) emails, tweets, comments and whatnot from military ninjas or shout outs to family of the Family around the world. Funny, serious, sad, drunk, naked... Whatever the uniformed haps, we'd talk about it. Plus Juggalo drinking games for those of age. :)
Jocelyn Sailas: Hatchet Man of da week; stories all about ninjas standing up for the fam and letting the fam vote for the top juggalo of the week or something based on what they did and stuff
Stephen Burton: Old skool playback. It would be all about old original hiphop music. The history, the impact it made on people, and all the shit they went through to get to the point there at today. And have people vote to see who still listens to the most, and least music and artist. Just keepin an open mind of all old school history itself.
Nick 'Jesus' Ware: Big B-Movie Blast where we'd talk about B-Movies old and new, the good ones, the bad ones and the ones to stay away from with music from all kinds of different artists/soundtracks
Shaune Vanhuizen: I'm a paranormal investigator I'd a based it on the paranormal and how It pertains to psychopatic and talk about all thing ghost,dead and monsters
Timm Yohe: Title, Greasy and Cheesy. Tag line, "it's about to get sweaty in here y'all". Subject, fat kid fast food review. I'd discuss living the extra extra extra large life, one drive thru at a time.
Josh Denault: The name would be clownin around. We would show videos of pranks and tricks being played on people all night
Lauren AndJosh Thacker: Id have a show called WiCkEd KiTcHeN! Im a chef and been dwtc since I was like 6 and my show would teach all my los and lettes how to cook awesome food. Everything from badass munchie snacks to five course dinners a lette could could for a nice night with her lo...cuz every muthafacko can cook :) mmfwcl whoop whoop!
Matt Pesina: I would call my show "Real Shit Talk Wrestling". Have a straight up, real , uncensored talk on any and all wrestling organizations. I would allow anyone and everyone to talk about whos their fav wrestler who they hate the most. What changes would needed to any wrestling show out there. Trivia, comedy, music, voiced opinions, i think this show would do good. I wouldnt run out of things to talk about so everyones attention wouldnt stray too much haha.
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