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Hatchet Herald
April 20, 2012
TMDP Infomercial available NOW

ICP LIVE in concert

Kaos & Kronik Tour

ABK's Underground Summer Jam Tour

PsyRadio Schedule

Family Focus

Axe The Question


      Although the news about this next step in the Mighty Death Pop era has been floatin’ around for a minute, it was only made absolutely official earlier this week on Monday over at insaneclownposse.com.

      That was when they confirmed that the highly anticipated Mighty Death Pop infomercial that had been mentioned previously on twitter.com/icp by Violent J would be dropping Friday, April 20th.

      THAT'S TODAY, MUTHA FACKOS!! Yep, that’s right! The Insane Clown Posse’s Mighty Death Pop is less than four months out for its release and they want to make sure that everyone is up to fuckin’ speed on what is goin’ to be happenin’ with this HUGE release!

      Because that’s how The Duke of the Wicked and The Southwest Strangla roll. They don’t just drop an album! THEY RELEASE AN ENTIRE MOVEMENT ON THE FUCKIN’ PLANET! Nothin’ is done half-assed and this album is no different.

      Honestly? The rumors are already flyin’ that this is the best release from The Wicked Clowns to date. They have put years worth of effort into this shit and it shines through on every single track!

      And now, as of today, the brand new infomercial will explain EVERYTHING you need to know about The Mighty Death Pop! Artwork will be revealed! Special guests will be listed! Track names will be given out! THIS SHIT IS NOT TO BE MISSED!

      You’re trying to figure out where to watch the infomercial at? THAT’S FUCKIN’ EASY! Either drag your ass over to hatchetmantv.com or, EVEN EASIER, just click the fuckin’ banner below! That’ll take you directly to the infomercial so you can get your viewin’ on!

      Once you have all the down and dirty info about The Mighty Death Pop, your next step is one of the easiest as well as the hardest. YOU WAIT. The album drops on August 14th and unfortunately you’re just goin’ to have to marinate on the flavor until then.

      The plus side is that if you want the chance to get your Mighty Death Pop album before August 14th, YOU CAN DO THAT! The Insane Clown Posse’s Mighty Death Pop album will be available for purchase at The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos which will be running from August 8th until August 12th in Cave-In-Rock, IL! That will be your very FIRST chance to get your hands on this album and listen to all of the flavor!

      Could you really imagine anything better? Listening to the latest Insane Clown Posse album at Shangri-La on Earth surrounded by your Juggalo family? WE CAN’T! But if The 13th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos isn’t in the cards for you (sorry, Homie) then you can still pick it up WORLDWIDE on August 14th! It will be available on hatchetgear.com as well as stores all over the nation!

      This is what it comes down to, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Quit delayin’ and start clicking the banner below so you can check out the Insane Clown Posse’s Mighty Death Pop infomercial for yourself! We’re not going to release any of the details here, because that’s what the infomercial is for! We don’t want to ruin the surprise!

      And keep your eyes on insaneclownposse.com for more details about The Mighty Death Pop being released as they become available!

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      There’s only a week and some change standing between you and the chance to see the Insane Clown Posse live in concert!

      It’s Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope in all of their stage destroyin’ glory when they hit up the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH on Saturday, April 28th! This is a full blown wicked clown show that will contain all of the thrills and kills that you would except to see from The Duke of the Wicked and The Southwest Strangla!

      Opening up this night of devastation for all the ‘Los and ‘Lettes present in the buildin’? It’s none other than the LIVING LEGEND! A man of EXTREME fuckin’ talent! It’s an absolute fuckin’ honor to get to publish that WILLIE D of the Geto Boys will be takin’ to the stage before the Insane Clown Posse!

      This show will have all the mind blowin’ madness of any ICP concert that you have come to know and luv. We’re talkin’ dancing monsters! Zombies draggin’ their decayin’ asses across the stage! Wicked clowns doin’ the

bidding of the Insane Cown Posse. And FAYGO! FAYGO! FAYGO!

      Grab your tickets on ticketmaster.com! They’re flyin’ and we suggest you get them now before the show is sold the fuck out! For more details about this show and everything ICP make sure you check out insaneclownposse.com!

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      Twiztid and the Kottonmouth Kings are cuttin’ their path across the nation on the Kaos & Kronik Tour and NO ONE is fuckin’ safe! The tour has been on the road for a week to the day and it’s already changin’ up the entire fuckin’ game! THIS SHIT IS NOT TO BE MISSED!

      In addition to Twiztid and the Kottonmouth Kings, you’ll also get to peep out their longtime homies… Blaze Ya Dead Homie and Big B! They’ll be openin’ up every single night makin’ it a quadruple threat on America from coast to coast!

      During the Kaos & Kronik Tour you’ll be able to get your hands on not one, but TWO tour exclusive albums from the Psychopathic family. Not only do Twiztid have the Kronik Kollection rollin’ out hard from the merch booth. But you’ll also get to pick up Blaze ‘N’ Bake from Blaze Ya Dead Homie!

      Both of these joints combined create the ultimate smoker soundtrack so we suggest you grab them ASAP! Supplies are limited and once they’re out? THAT’S IT! No more!

      Most importantly, make sure you don’t miss out on Twiztid’s Kaos & Kronik Tour VIP Package available for every date of the tour! They’re only available on

hathchetgear.com and it’s a guaranteed way to take your show experience to the next fuckin’ level!

      For all the Kaos & Kronik tour dates check out twiztid.com in the tour section and get your tickets now! It’s The Demented Duo and the West Coast Weed Smokers bringin’ the KAOS (& the KRONIK) straight to your town!

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      Summer time means a lot of things! It means hot days! It means hos in short shorts! It means sweaty balls (YUCK)! But most importantly it means SUMMER TOURS! And we’ve got news on one of the biggest tours this summer which is comin’ straight from The Hatchet Family!

      It was announced on thehatchetwarrior.com earlier this week that Anybody Killa is going to be hittin’ the road with ABK'S UNDERGROUND SUMMER JAM TOUR beginnin’ on MAY 31st! So far there are thirty dates, YES, thirty dates listed in the tour section. But there it has been promised that there will be more on the way early next week!

      Joining ABK on this tour will be his own labelmate and Psychopathic homie, DJ CLAY! The official DJ of Psychopathic Records, he’s an absolute beast on the ones and twos and this will be your chance to see him cuttin’ it up on stage before ABK performs!

      Check out the dates below to peep the show closest to you and remember to keep peepin’ thehatchetwarrior.com along with dj-clay.com to find more dates as they’re

May 31:
Blind Pig
208 South 1st Street
Ann Arbor, MI 48104

June 1:
1620 Penn Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15222

June 2:
The Vernon Club
1575 Story Avenue
Louisville, KY 40206

June 4:
401 Monsanto Ave
Sauget, IL 62201

June 7:
The Granada
1020 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence, KS 66044

June 8:
The Black Sheep
2106 East Platte Avenue
Colorado Springs, CO 80909

June 9:
The Roxy
2549 Welton St.
Denver, CO 80205

June 12:
Studio 7
110 S. Horton St.
Seattle, WA 98134

June 13:
Mt. Tabor Theatre
4811 Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard
Portland, OR 97215

June 15:
Ventura Theatre
26 South Chestnut St.
Ventura, CA 93001

June 16:
Chain Reaction
1652 West Lincoln Avenue
Anaheim, CA 92801

June 17:
Aruba (21+ Show)
1215 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89104

June 19:
Marquee Theatre
730 N. Mill Avenue
Tempe, AZ 85281

June 21:
The Juggernaut
412 N. 9th Street
Gallup, NM 87301

June 24:
Top Deck
515 East Main Street
Farmington, NM 87401


June 26:
The White Rabbit
2410 North Saint Mary's Street
San Antonio, TX 78212

June 27:
Jake's Backroom
5025 50th St #A
Lubbock, TX 79414

June 28:
2709 Elm Street
Dallas, TX 75226

June 29:
Otherside Event Center
6904 South Lewis Avenue
Tulsa, OK 74136

June 30:
Downtown Music
211 West Capitol Avenue
Little Rock, AR 72201

July 1:
The Muse
835 4th Avenue South
Nashville, TN 37210

July 2:
The Masquerade
695 North Ave Northeast
Atlanta, GA 30308

July 10:
The New Daisy
330 Beale Street
Memphis, TN 38103

July 12:
Tremont Music Hall
400 West Tremont Avenue
Charlotte, NC 28203

July 13:
Brewster's Pub
14003 Beach Boulevard
Jacksonville, FL 32250

July 15:
The NorVa
317 Monticello Avenue
Norfolk, VA 23510

July 17:
407 Saratoga St.
Baltimore, MD 21202

July 22:
Alrosa Villa
5055 Sinclair Rd.
Columbus, OH 43229

July 24:
The Emerson Theatre
4630 East 10th Street
Indianpolis, IN 46201

July 28th
The Intersection
133 Grandville Avenue SouthWest
Grand Rapids, MI 49503

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      We got what you’re lookin’ for, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! We’ve got the full May schedule for psychopathicradio.com! Shit has absolutely been poppin’ off since the Psychopathic Radio revamp and it’s showing no signs of slowin’ down!

      Every single week the shows are gettin’ tighter! Our skills are gettin’ more advanced! And when it comes down to it? We’re just doin’ this to show y’all some love!

      That’s why we keep psychopathicradio.com absolutely FREE! You can tune into the audio and visual flavor week after week every Tuesday and Thursday from 9:00PM – 1:00AM EST for FREE!!

      And if you happen to miss an episode because that ‘real life’ shit keeps gettin’ in the way? NO PROBLEM! Just

Tuesday April 24th | 9PM-1AM EST
Hosted by Shaggy 2 Dope & DJ Clay

Thursday April 26th | 9PM – 11PM EST
2 Raw 4 FM
Hosted by Origix & D.C.

Thursday April 26th | 11PM – 1AM EST
Faygoluvers Anonymous
Hosted by Big Ian

Tuesday May 1st | 9PM-1AM EST
Sugar Slams Demo Jam
Hosted by Sugar Slam

Thursday May 3rd | 9PM-1AM EST
Horror Movie Massacre
Hosted by Mad Man Pondo

Tuesday May 8th | 9PM-11PM EST
The Funhouse
Hosted by Upchuck The Clown

Tuesday May 8th | 11PM-1AM EST
Sounds of the D
Hosted by Doe Dubbla

Thursday May 10th | 9PM-1AM EST
Super Deluxe Fun Time Variety Show
Hosted by Wolfpac

check out the archives that are available 24/7 on the site! Hell, even if you watched that shit live you can peep out the archives to relive the devastation over and over again!

      Just check out the schedule below so you don’t miss a thing. We even added the shows playin’ in the last week of April so you have no excuses to not tune in! It’s the best in free underground streaming radio and it’s right at your fingertips at psychopathicradio.com!

      Psychopathic Radio! The only radio station that matters!

Tuesday May 15th | 9PM-11PM EST
The Fixx
Hosted by DJ Fillin

Tuesday May 15th | 11PM-1AM EST
The Money Shot
Hosted by SativaDiva

Thursday May 17th | 9PM-1AM EST
The Main Event
Hosted by Violent J, Corp, 2 Tuff Tony

Tuesday May 22nd | 9PM-1AM EST
Horror Movie Massacre
Hosted by Mad Man Pondo

Thursday May 24th | 9PM-1AM EST
The FukEva
Hosted by Shaggy 2 Dope & DJ Clay

Tuesday May 29th | 9PM-1AM EST
The Warpath
Hosted by ABK

Thursday May 31st | 9PM-11PM EST
Hosted by Origix & D.C.

Thursday May 31st | 11PM-1AM EST
Faygoluvers Anonymous
Hosted by Big Ian

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      In case you haven’t noticed by our tweaked out Hatchet Herald in honor of the holiday, it’s the very special 4/20 edition! We know there’s a lot of family ‘round the world who enjoy partaking in that purple sticky icky and we figured we would join in on the festivities of forgetting!

      Mind you, we know not EVERYONE out there is down to smoke and we’re just fine with that. To each their own, we say! That’s what makes our family so fuckin’ fresh. Everyone is down with different shit!

      But that doesn’t change the fact that today is considered an unofficial holiday for some! To celebrate this, we took to facebook.com/insaneclownposse and asked YOU to share your favorite stoner stories with us! Well, any that you could remember.

      As always, the response was massive and there isn’t enough room for us to publish all of the stories we received. But we picked out some of our favorites to share! Thank you to everyone who sent in your stories and ENJOY THE DAY, Y’ALL!

      Without further delay, here are YOUR favorite stoner stories!

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Shaunna: At the gathering last year me and my fiancee at the time had no money and no weed, just a pipe. so we walked around asking people to fill our pipe, not even a 100 feet away a homie pulled us into his van and smoked us pretty much an oz, and then gave us a bunch of food.

Amber: Well this year 4/20 is going to be the most special fucking shit in my life. I have waited 30 years for this 4/20 to come. I am getting married to the most wonderful juggalo in the world!!!Then we are going to party in this motha fucka like it's 1999!!!! whoop whoop!!!MMFCL

Kyrstal: The first time that I got stoned, I was watching the first Resident Evil movie. The part where the dudes all get cut up by the laser, it was like I was RIGHT THERE. In the movie. I put my chocolate icing down that I was eating. Then later on, I was attempting to make chocolate milk, I had the milk in one hand, the chocolate syrup in the other, and the glass on the counter. Then, I'm like, "What the FUCK do I do now?" It was too fuckin funny!!!

Jamie: It was my buddy's birthday and we smoked so much kron they thought I was dead. I forgot how to open my eyes. I could not walk or talk and they had to about carry me to the car. Yeah I was beyond baked!

Tommy FunkVolume: On 420 in 2010 I was at a party in Cedar Rapids, and I smoked a whole blunt, blacked out, and walked into the neighbors house and got lost inside of it. That's according to the neighbors lol. Whoop whoop from Iowa City!

Lovie:I was in a full leg cast and on crutches going to a youth group. A bunch of us went behind all the warehouse buildings by a junkyard and started to pass the pipe when we hear a male voice yelling from across the way "hey! are ya"ll smokin pot!?" We freaked

out thinking it was the cops and everyone ran leaving me behind to hobble along the best i could. One of my homies finally turned back to help me get out faster .... turns out the "cop" was really sum homeless dude.

Ashley: Me and my friend were smoking at my bros house, completely stoned stupid. This bitch gets off the couch and drops to the floor!! She swore up and down cops were surrounding the house and they were yelling at us to come out. In reality, there were no cops, she was just really stoned! My fave memory!

Keith: I smoked a blunt to the face went to bed. Sleep walked to the store, bought 6 boxes of the 24 pack of little debbies and woke up with all of them eaten. I was fucked up! whoopwhoop

Teazer: The first time I smoked would have to be the funniest cuz I remember waking up my homie saying lets smoke. He jumped up and fell out of bed in surprise I had said it. I laughed then we went down stairs lit one up that he had saved. His mom walked in and I thought she was gona get shitty. She took it from my homie and hit it harder than either of us. That's when I knew who my true family was and busted out laughing cuz how stupid I was for thinking she was gonna kill us.

Michael: Shit, remember walkin down my street in royal oak, walkin by the police station, and I had an eighter and a blunt on me, and my boy had a quarter and a blunt. And the cops roll up on us, so I eat my blunt and eighter, and so does myboy. The cop walks up, and I'm fried, and when he says lemme search you, he put me against the car and gets too close to my crotch, so I say"bro, you gotta buy me dinner first." Hahah bomb ass cop ride to the station, could not stop laughing. Hahaha.

Will Juggla: Two years ago on 4/20 all my connections were totally out of supply. In Oregon, that's seriously rare, because everyone and their little sister smokes bud down here. But after I hit up all my connections, and was about to give up, this ninja wearing a Twiztid hat walks up on me and is like "Sup fam, you looking for some bud?" He got me blazed as fuck, totally for free. But this is where shit gets crazy. As I'm walking home totally baked, a cop rolls up and stops infront of me. I've got a dub I bought off the dude for that night, so I'm obviously a little bothered. He asks me where I'm going, and tells me I smell like weed. But, I think I found the only cool cop in my entire town, because all he did after I told him I didn't have anything was say "Happy 4/20" and drove off. It's truly a magical kind of day, haha. MCL Fam.

Kat: This isn't a smoking story, but it's one of those, oh shit i can't believe how stupid i was to do that stories. I was about 15 years old and my mom's boyfriend asked me if i wanted to go with him on his bike to go pick up something to smoke from his friend. We go into this dudes house, can barely see through the smoke, and I'm like what a pig! There's big ass garbage bags everywhere. I'm thinking, take out the damn trash lazy ass! So the guy says, I think you'll like this one. My mom's boyfriend walks to a garbage bag and opens it up. some heavenly light burst out through the smoke from the garbage bag. it was the biggest amount of weed i have ever seen. i was like, oh shit! jackpot! mom's bf breaks out a huge wad of cash, ties up the bag, and as he's handing it me says, you think you can hold on to this and me at the same time? so we drove through cincinnati to ky, me on the back of his motorcycle, holding on of to him with one hand, and a big ol' bag weed in the other.

Kiki Da Oddball: I was like young at the time and it was mans myth tour. Well I was way too too high. First time I ever hit the vaporizor in my life. Well I thought I was big and bad ass and i could handle it...wrong. I was smokin in this blazer and I got out. I was completely done. This is in the back of bogarts and it was full of ninjas. She yelled hey man. I was so high i didnt realize i walked smack dead into a parked car. Well someone from the tour bus yelled, you got knocked the fuck out! I was so embarrassed, I crawled to the other side to hide...people still remember that shit..been about 7 years ago

Colin: First time I ever smoked it was ouside a pizza shop. We went in and bought slushies and I dropped my phone in my slushie. Didn't realize it till it started ringing. Then I made an army of napkin holders. Took them all from the other tables just to clean off my phone. Phone still worked too. Smelled like blueraspberry faygo too.

Roy: I got high and walked to 7-11, paid for all my shit and went to walk out the door and as I'm walkin' out I start to pass out. I walked into the locked door, knocked over a whole rack of newspapers, dropped my soda on'em, and said loud as a bitch "HOLY SHIT! I CAN"T SEE". Everyone in the store stops and now their watchin' me like, "what the fuck is this dude on?" Then I start to get my sight back and I go to pick up the mess I made and the lady behind the counter said, "I'll get it just get out."

Erin: when I was younger me and my homegurl would go walk around our town high as shit...and when we would see our shadows we would make up these pretty rad stories about what they were doing in 'shadow world' lol...

Chris Freekshow: I remember smokin a blunt with Blaze and a j with ABK at a mini gathering at Gandy Beach,St.Pete,FL back in '04. We were all gettin crunk as fuck bumpin the wicked shit. I also got Blaze smokin on some kush out of my Dark Lotus bowl at his seminar at GOTJ 2010..Good times!

Luke: one mornin me and my dude had some stray ass deer follow us five miles into town. It was crazy like white castle, it was intense. And i mean come on! We got the deer a little blazed too.

Jordan: Out in a remote Colorado boat launch, friends and I were getting drunk and high. We partied all night, and passed out 5 deep in my little white corolla. Got woken up by a flashlight tapping at my window. I let go of my topless girlfriend, and hopped out of my car. This sheriff had me dump out various bottles of liquor that sat on top of my car (which was heavily decked out in hatchet stickers). I had forgotten the fat ass ounce of weed was sitting in my console, in plain sight, next to a box of royal blunts. The officer said we were smart to party in the woods, and he was gonna let me sober up and drive home. "word", I thought. A few seconds after he drove off, we were discussing how lucky we were, seeing as that none of us were of legal drinking age, when the sheriff pulled back around and prompted me to roll down my window. "you get kmsa on your radio?" He said, "shit is jammin right now!". "what?" I said, feeling a little confused. "Well, its almost 4:20, so I better get outta here and let you do your thing" said the officer before cranking his stereo loud and speeding off. Needless to say, I rolled and smoked the fattest blunt ever.

Rebecca: My husband swore he seen big foot he made me turn around he rolled the window down and yelled imma find you big foot I love my stoner hubby

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      Yo, being a juggalo is the shit and all that but what i'd really like to know is why the hell I can't find and fucking FAYGO in St.Louis, Mo????!!!!??


      First up, FUCK YEAH being a Juggalo or a Juggalette is the shit. We couldn't agree with you more.

      As for your actual question, well, to answer that you have to look at the Faygo company themselves. There seems to be some confusion about this now and then, but for those who don't know we'll try to clear it up.

      The Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records don't actually own the Faygo company. The Faygo company itself has actually been around since 1907! It was created by bakers who decided to turn their attention to pop and the original Faygo flavors, grape, strawberry, and fruit punch, were based off their cake frosting recipes. RANDOM KNOWLEDGE!

      But the tie between ICP and Faygo is so strong that people think ICP owns it. Not true! It's just that EVERYONE in Detroit grew up drinking Faygo. It's a Detroit based company which is why you have such a hard time finding it in other states. The plus side is that as Faygo steadily grows in popularity, it's becoming easier to find it in either states. We

suggest keeping an eye out for it and if you ever get the chance to drink a Faygo? DO IT! It's the nectar of the Dark Carnival gods.

- A Ninja who knows way too much about Faygo

      I need to know cuz i have heard many different things but what makes you a juggalo/jugalette?

Adam Sardinha

      The answer to this question is so simple and yet at the same time it’s insanely complicated, but we’ll try to break it down for you. When it comes down to it, there are no absolute guidelines for being a Juggalo or Juggalette. You don’t have to be a certain height, weight, race, religion, age, rich, poor, you can smoke weed every single day like it’s goin’ out of style, you can be straight edge, it doesn’t matter! ANYONE can be a Juggalo or Juggalette.

      What makes you a Juggalo or a Juggalette is the fact that you just don’t give a fuck what people think about you. You know who you are and you stay true to that no matter what other people might think. You’re proud of who you are, what you’ve gone through, and what your future holds for you. It’s having love and respect for your hatchet family as well as those around you who deserve it.

      We could probably write countless Hatchet Heralds outlining the inner workings of being a Juggalo or Juggalette without ever scratching the surface. And everyone’s opinions could possibly vary compared to ours. In the end, do you feel you identify with Juggalos and Juggalettes? Do you hear stories about other self proclaimed Juggalos and Juggalettes and say to yourself ‘that sounds just like me’. WELL, more than likely you are a Juggalo/Juggalette.


- A Juggalette

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