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Hatchet Herald
December 30, 2011
IN THIS ISSUE:
PSYCHOPATHIC WELCOMES 2012


COLD 187 SIGNED


PSYCHOPATHIC RADIO DEBUTS JANUARY 3RD


FAMILY FOCUS: HOPE FOR 2012


AXE THE QUESTION

PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS READY TO TAKE ON 2012

      Now that we’re right on the edge of 2011 headin’ into 2012 we can OFFICIALLY say that 2011 was the year of the Juggalos and Juggalettes! This year wasn’t just about the Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, and the rest of the Psychopathic Records family, it was about EVERYONE who reps the hatchet in their life!

      Just sittin’ back and reflectin’ on everything that happened in 2011, it’s almost impossible to write out a full list because there was so much fuckin’ good that came outta this year!

      Shit started goin’ right from day one in 2011! JCW Presents was poppin’ off hard at The Modern Exchange! We fuckin’ owned that bitch!

      Hatchet Attacks went down in March and it marked the first pay-per-view of Psychopathic Records, which would lead to the brand new psychopathiclive.com giving Juggalos and Juggalettes worldwide the chance to see events they might never get to witness otherwise!

      In April it was the Insane Clown Posse’s remarkable return to The Big Apple after YEARS when they hit The Gramercy for a HUGE performance followed by their first ever Juggalo Cruise! Around that same time the Insane Clown Posse hit up Bamboozle to show the legendary music festival how to do a mutha fuckin’ performance!

      There were countless tours that went out this year but they all revolved around family. Blaze and ABK went out to bring Drive-By to the Ninjas. Twiztid and Blaze knocked out a couple venues. Blaze and Boondox co-headlined the Sticks & Headstones Tour.

      Of course, one of the most massive tours of 2011 was The American Psycho Tour which had the Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid, along with their special guests Blaze Ya Dead Homie and Wolfpac! Mixed in with those dates was the Dark Lotus


Tour that gave the Juggalos a rare glimpse at the brotherhood in their natural state on stage.

      But it’s impossible to talk about performances without mentioning the biggest annual Psychopathic Records event of all, The Gathering of the Juggalos! This year boasted a massive line-up which left the jaws of Juggalos, Juggalettes, and outsiders alike all crackin’ pavement! Ninjas saw the likes of Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, Xzibit, Lil’ Jon, Flavor Flav, Harland Williams, Brian Posehn, Dustin Diamond, and many more!

      But the most jaw dropping addition to the roster was, of course, Charlie Sheen! He was one of the most hated celebrities of 2011 so it was only fitting that he took a spot at The Gathering of the Juggalos, presented by the most hated band in the world!

      Toss in Hallowicked, Big Ballas X-Mas Party, and even the THREE upcoming shows celebrating New Year’s Eve (ICP, Twiztid, ABK) and without a doubt, 2011 was a good fuckin’ year. We can’t even begin to list all of the press that the Psychopathic roster received or how many stories and documentaries were done about the Juggalos and Juggalettes. YEARS into the game and the Dark Carnival is makin’ noise louder than ever.

      But Psychopathic isn’t going to stop and pat themselves on the backs for what they did in 2011. It’s not their way. Instead they’re turnin’ their sights on 2012 and already planning a year even BIGGER than anything anyone has witnessed before!

      2012 holds ICP's new album, The Mighty Death Pop, plus MORE Psychopathic and Hatchet House releases! MORE Psychopathic shows! MORE Psychopathiclive.com! MORE Psychopathicradio.com! MORE mayhem brought your way only as the hatchet can!

      2011 was a fantastic year. But 2012 is goin' to be Psychopathic Records time to shine. Everyone says the world is endin' anyway. Well, Psychopathic is goin' to be leavin' a big fuckin' bootprint on this planet before it's all said and done!

      Happy 2012, Family!


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In With 2012!
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COLD 187
AKA BIG HUTCH SIGNED TO PSYCHOPATHIC

      Anyone who has kept an eye on hatchetmantv.com (head there now if you missed it!) is already aware of the latest Earth shattering news to hit Psychopathic Records. But if you’ve been in the dark through the holidays we’re here to crack some flavor for that ass!

      The latest addition to Psychopathic Records is the West Coast sensation Cold 187 AKA Big Hutch, formerly of Above The Law! He is being marked as The Psychopathic Assassin!


      That’s right, while the entire label is full of the most ruthless killers and serial slaughterers Cold 187 is who they call when they need someone taken out quick and fuckin’ clean!

      The project that Cold 187 has in the works is unlike anything you’ve ever heard from a Psychopathic Records artist before. He’s takin’ the script and flippin’ the fuck out of it for his brand new album!

      Unfortunately, we’re not at liberty right now to release full details on the album but we can say that it is going to be a fully themed concept album.

      This debut album will be called The Only Solution and it will be droppin’ in the first quarter of 2012! But that’s all we can spill, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Anymore than that and we risk catchin’ a bullet to the dome!


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PSYCHOPATHICRADIO.COM
DEBUTS NEXT WEEK
ON JANUARY 3RD, 2012!

      We’ve been steadily countin’ down but it’s almost here, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! The new and improved Psychopathic Radio is goin’ to be hittin’ the airwaves on Tuesday, January 3rd with a mutha fuckin’ vengeance!

      To break in the new station with style, during the first week of broadcasting they’re rollin’ out some classic shows that you’re sure to know and fuckin’ luv!

      For the worldwide premiere of Psychopathic Radio on January 3RD they’ve got Madrox and Monoxide of Twiztid hittin’ the scene at 9:00PM EST with their equally beloved and feared Ashtrays & Action Figures! It’s the demented duo takin’ over your fuckin’ eardrums with whatever they see fit and because of that you never know what the fuck they’ll have in store for you!

      After that at 11:00PM EST it’s Upchuck The Clown bringin’ you the funniest fuckin’ nonsense on Psychopathic Radio with The Funhouse! What happens when you give a drunk fuckin’ party clown a horn and a microphone then stick him on camera? You’ll find out January 3RD at 11:00PM EST!

      Later that week on Thursday, January 5TH beginning at 9:00PM EST the dead man, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, will be draggin’ his carcass out of the ground and into the Psychopathic Radio studios for The Coffin! It’s sports talk, music, and everything else a dead G could want!


      Finally, we’re headin’ from a gangsta to a host who specializes in everything from the other side. It’s Prozak with his Paranormal Activity Show beginning at 11:00PM EST! He’ll be givin’ everyone tunin’ in a crash course about everything otherworldly as well as taking calls and stories from the Juggalos themselves about their brushes with the unexplained!

      Just remember, Ninjas, that’s only the first week! There are plenty of surprises in store for everyone tunin’ into the new and improved Psychopathic Radio! Just make sure you’re tuned into psychopathicradio.com every Tuesday and Thursday from 9:00PM EST to 1:00AM EST!

      It’s Psychopathic Radio, the only radio station that matters!


Hatchet Herald Page 4 December 30, 2011

FAMILY FOCUS:
THE JUGGALOS
LOOK TO 2012

      It’s the final Family Focus of the year and we’re goin’ out with STYLE! We didn’t ask how you guys are gettin’ down on New Year’s Eve because we know you’ll all be fuckin’ partyin’ whether you’re at ICP’s New Year’s Eve Ninja Party in Worcester, MA! At Twiztid’s New Year’s Evil 4 in Columbus, OH! Hittin’ up ABK Warrior’s New Year’s Eve Party in Mt. Clemens, MI! Or even if you’re just chillin’ at home with your crew and family, we know you’re bringin’ the noise!

      Instead we hit up the ‘Los and ‘Lettes to get a take on their 2011 heading into 2012. We wanted to know how 2011 was treatin’ you guys, and more importantly we wanted to know what you’re lookin’ forward to in 2012. As always you guys came out in droves with your stories and we had waaaay too many to fit into this Hatchet Herald, but we thank every single one of you who wrote in and we hope that whatever you want in 2012 will make its way to you. Now here are YOUR New Years stories!

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      2011 has been a difficult year for my lo and I. We started the year off with his grandfather passing, and gettin screwed over by ninjas that we had stayin wit us at the time, our house got robbed, and all our merch and electronics were stolen, we haven't been able to replace much but we're tryin, and none of our fair weather homies have helped us, but a true family member, Insane Juggalo out of Hamilton, Ohio and his old lady Psycho Lette were the only 2 people standing by our sides, and I just gotta give mad love and a Whoop Whoop to them. 2012 is the year for us, it is the year my music will take off, finally, the year that my lo and I finally put ourselves first. We WILL make the Gathering this year, we will finally move into a home of our own, we will return to being the phone ninja's whenever we get a chance to call FUCKOFF radio. To the men who started this whole movement, I say thank you, my "family" tossed me to the side, Juggalo's took me in with pride. This coming year of 2012, I hope we get removed from the gang list, I want to help spread the Wicked Sh!t across the nation, cuz for real, no bullsh!t, this is the first real family I've ever known. I got mad love for every Juggalo and Juggalette across the world, y'all everyone is my family, so throw up the "wicked clowns" and I'll throw a "Whoop Whoop" you're way, and sh!t if ya down we can burn 1 or 2. MMFWCL. Peace out.

Lotus Lette
Hamilton, Ohio


      You guys made 2011 so awesome for me and my homies. The highlight of my year was seeing dark lotus in NC then going to three american psycho tour dates in FL, that was the best trip I've ever had. Can't wait for the mighty death pop and some new dark lotus in 2012. Thank you for doing what you do, your the best! MCL

Mofo Juggalo
west palm beach FL

      We had our baby juggalo 10 weeks early on 11/25/11 at 2lbs 8oz 14 inchs due date was feb 3rd .He is still in hospital now at 3lbs 11oz and is a Strong fighting little juggalo ! We live in Farmington NM but no nicu there so he was flown to Albuquerque NM where we are staying till he can come home with us ! we pray he will be home sometime after new year! He still on oxygen and tube fed but now working on learning to drink from bottle! That is our dream for our New year! MMFWCL Whoop Whoop

Juggalette Poison

      I'm only 26 years old, but 2011 was the dopest year of my life. I made it that way because that's what the Dark Carnival commands of me. I got a FRESH girlfriend, I went to the Gathering for the first time, and I got a promotion at work. I was interviewed by the local news on the whole Juggalo/gang issue, and I got my first tattoo (an ICP tattoo I might add). ICP taught me that the goal of life is to constantly add fresh new pages to the book of your life, and that has motivated me to accomplish amazing things. What am I looking forward to in 2012? THE MIGHTY MUTHAFUCKIN DEATH POP!!! I ALWAYS have something to look forward to now that ICP has started a whole new Jokers Card series. I'm an old school Juggalo and back then there was nothing I anticipated more than the unveiling of the 6th, and now I get to live that all over again! And I definitely look forward to the 13th annual Gathering; now that I've been once, I'm NEVER gonna miss another one! I love Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. There's no other way to say it. What I look forward to most in the next year is seeing what they have planned for me.

Mitchell

      I am looking forward to August 2012 because I am getting married to my juggalo boyfriend. And than to the week after we are planning on going to the Gathering of the Juggalos for our Honeymoon. I can't think of any better Honeymoon. We are planning on having Juggalette put on my wedding band and Juggalo put on my boyfriends along with our Wedding date.

Dimples
Knockemstiff OHIO
Juggalette for Life

      Yo fam, whatz good hope this goes into the hatchet herald lookin forward to 2012 cause alot of shits goin down music and and dopeness is droppin my hopes are 2 make it 2 an icp show or alot more concerts in the new year and met more fam blood fam or just lo and lette fam would b the shiz and my dream is goin 2 the gathering and meetin all my fav musicians mayb comics whoever will b there when i go i know tho 4 a fact it will b dope as fuck and can’t wait for the icp album mighty death pop and necro and kool g rap the godfather album 2 drop and can’t wait 4 psychopathic radio thats gonna b sick as hell and only 1 thing was stale about 2011 my uncle passed away but alot of music got me through it so thats dope. hope this makes it into the hatchet herald will b the first time im in it and i know icp and all my fav underground will hav another wicked year mmfwcl and respects 2 my lo and lette fam and my fav underground artists and hope yall had a great xmas and hav a wicked new year 2whoopz

Joe

      2011 was great!!! My daughter is now talking. I met an amazing man and he ISNT a douche bag! My parents are not getting divorced they worked everything out. My princess got a dog for her birthday and she protects my princess. I will be at the gathering in 2012 MMFWCL cant wait to see my family there! Whoop whoop fam I love you! You been there when I was seriously goin through alot of shit. You really are my family <3

Mary

      Let's see what 2012 has in store for me a juggalette juss trying to live her life and have dreams hopes and goals to succeed I wanna finish school thinking of joining the army, I've always wanted to! If that doesn't succeed then I wanna be a paramedic that's fa sure I truly believe in helping people out I wanna be able to save a. Life to at least say I tried my best this ninjette has a big heart man last but not least, I wish to be able to cope with my bi polar and depression and able to handle it well that's all I'm looking forward to is to be actually something in life someone that they can look up too man. That's all I want with everything said and done that's it yall. With that I'm out much family love and cheers to the new years whoop whoop

love from mizz kryptic fairy 66!

      2011 was spent waiting for 2012! Saving up money to start a new chapter in my life. new people, new location, new job, new life.. Finally will all be here. Psychopathic has got me threw every part of my life. I feel every word that they say. they gave me somewhere to belong. they were with me then n they will b w me tomorrow, they r my family. N forever will be! my life has changed for the best n its all thanks to them for standing up n being real, speaking to us good people who society rejected n showing us we r strong, we belong, n how to love. Thanks violet j n shaggy 2 dope for being there for me and everyone else!

<3 Ninja


      Looking forward to making my Lo mine forever...getting married in March. Also, I'm making the long journey from here in Cali to my first ever Gathering. I can't wait to feel all that love from Family around me. Looking to put this shitty 2011 behind me. No more fighting with the people I love or the whores i can't stand. I want to give my daughter an amazing year with all the fun that you could think of for a two year old. As for something that's just for me, which everyone needs, I'm picking up the camera again and starting my documentary about this Juggalo way of life. I want to show people that there is more to us than what's on the surface. I want the world to see behind our paint and see that we're real people with real lives and amazing stories. Anyway, 2012 looks like it's going to be amazing...hope to meet you guys in it! WHOOP WHOOP!!! MMFCL!!!!!

Daniela

      I cant wait for 2012 to come round... my hopes are to go to college and get my son home to be able to do music and alot more shit.. my dreams for 2012 would be to be known for somethin good and not bad to be able to be me and not be judged..also for me and my mother too be able to get along...whats goin down in 2012 that i cant wait for is a new beginning a new start to life.... the past is the past 2011 is the past its made me who i am today but i got to remember the future is the present givin to me.... i cant wait for 2011 to be over so i can start new i was pregnant most of 2011 me and my mother didnt get along (never really have pregnancy made it harder) then i had my son december 1st wasnt able to take him home wit me baby dad has him and towards the end it got worse.... just need the new start in life. sicerely diane aka lil rabbit, whoop whoop!

Diane

      For 2012 I want to go to the gathering for the first time. And I can't wait to hear The Mighy Death Pop. Whoop Whoop M.M.F.W.C.L

Jamal

      Cant even lie 2011 was a dope time to be a Juggalo! Me and my Homies at Midwest United Juggalos had such a fresh time at all the JCW events we went to and all the other dope tours and events Psy threw down on! From all the events and how big the GOTJ was, 2012 is lookin even brighter! Im really lookin forward to JCW kickin back off and even more excited to hear and see all that is MDP! Just thinking of how dope the tour will be for MDP keeps me up at night! the fact that 2012 is the 20 years since COC dropped, Im sure Psy has some major tricks lined up and as a Juggalo i cant fuckin wait!! My dream for this 2012 is that Midwest United Juggalos could get a chance to work with Psychopathic on a project that would bring more Fam together!! I really gotta say thanks to ICP Twiztid Blaze Boondox all the JCW wrestlers and eveyone else at Psychopathic Records for Grinding so hard to make this year Fresh for us! Cant even wait to see what yall bring to 2012!! Much love from All of us at Midwestunitedjuggalos.ning.com

BobeBlaze


Hatchet Herald AXE THE QUESTION December 30, 2011


When is Twiztid going to have their own movie?

Cyanide
Fort Wayne, IN

Hopefully one day - as I don't want Mono's and my high grade acting skills to go to waste - lol

- Madrox

on psychopathic radio is there gonna be a chat box where us ninjas can interact with the show host and other ninjas? Or will it be like WFKO and you got to call in?

Bordom Show

With the brand new Psychopathic Radio we’re aiming to give you a full blown interactive experience. This does include a

chatroom where you will be able to talk with all of your Homies tuning in worldwide! And just like before you'll be able to call into the shows to shoot the shit with the hosts.

- A Psychopathic Radio Ninja

ok i was wondering if u guys ever thought about making hatchetman cookie cutters for the juggalos and letts that like to cook? MCL

Tyler Drew

As of right now we don’t make hatchetman cookie cutters and have not looked into it, but it’s always a possibility! We know that Juggalos and Juggalettes have a wide variety of interests and like to rep the hatchet in any way they can so we are always trying to find new and innovative ways for Ninjas to show off their hatchet pride.

In the meantime, we have witnessed Juggalos and Juggalettes that have created their own homemade hatchetman cookie cutters, cookies, cakes, and the like. It takes a little creativity and some determination, but it’s possible! We looked into it and even found this handy tutorial on making cookie cutters right here: wikihow.com/Make-Cookie-Cutters. If anyone manages to make something like this or has in the past, send us pictures!

- A Crafty Psychopathic Ninja


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