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Hatchet Herald
November 04, 2011






      The Hatchet Warrior is hittin’ the road, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! As of the printing of this article ABK is on tour and bringin’ his Holiday Blast NATIONWIDE!

      There is no fuckin’ show like an ABK show and these dates are not to be missed! When you hear the beat of those wicked Native drums and then he starts droppin’ fiery lyrics left and right? It has to be witnessed live to fully grasp the magnitude of what a fuckin’ BADASS he is!

      ABK is also bringin’ out some brand new funky fuckin’ flavor for this latest show! He’s callin’ them the Warrior Tribal Packs! This is your chance to take your ABK show experience and bump it up to the next fuckin’ level!

      This is the break down. Once you have your ticket for the ABK show closest to you, just head over to ABKVIP.com! There you’ll be able to grab your very own Warrior Tribal Pack!

      Included with the Warrior Tribal Pack is a personal meet and greet with ABK before the show, two stickers (1 ABK, 1 Warrior), a warrior bandana, an ABK flat,

The House of Bricks
3010 SE Grant St.
Des Moines, IA 50315
Doors: 4:00PM

The Roxy
2549 Welton St.
Denver, CO 80205
Doors: 5:30PM

The Union Station
2419 N Union Blvd.
Colorado Springs, CO 80909
Doors: 7:00PM

Club Sound
579 West 200 South
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Doors: 6:30PM

Amped Performance Center
415 Central Ave
Albuquerque, NM 87102
Doors: 5:00pm

The Juggernaut
412 N. 9th St.
Gallup, NM 87301
Doors: 6:00PM

The Ft. Defiance Chapter House
Corner of Navajo Rd. Rt. 112
& Navajo Rt. 110
Ft. Defiance, AZ 86504
Doors: 7:00PM

an ABK poster, an exclusive VIP laminate, and the Weekend Warrior DVD!

      That’s a whole lotta flavor comin’ your way in the Warrior Tribal Packs, but that’s just how ABK rolls for the Psychopathic Fam!

      Also joinin’ ABK for this tour will be none other than the homies of Psychopathic, Michigan’s very own Smokehouse Junkiez! They held it down on stage during ABK's Orange/Black Shows and now they’re back to do it all over again!

      Just peep the dates below to find the ABK show closest to you! Hit up thehatchetwarrior.com for more details and don’t forget ABKVIP.com for your very own Warrior Tribal Pack!

      And for anyone who is peepin’ out the dates and says “but he ain’t comin’ to my town”, just WAIT! This is only the first leg of the tour! In December ABK will be hittin’ the road again for part TWO of ABK’s Holiday Blast! There just isn’t an excuse to miss this, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Be there!

Top Deck
515 E. Main St.
Farmington, NM 87401
Doors: 6:00PM

5851 E Speedway Blvd #D
Tucson, AZ 85712
Doors: 6:00PM

Club House
1320 East Broadway
Tempe, AZ 85282
Doors: 6:30PM

House of Rock
511 Starr St.
Corpus, TX 78401
Doors: 7:00PM

Stereo Live
6400 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
Doors: 7:00PM

Curtain Club
2800 Main St.
Dallas, TX 75226
Doors: 7:00PM

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      It’s one for the Hatchet History books, Ninjas! The American Psycho Tour took over the nation!

Photo by: Nik Walzak – monkeysoncrack.com

      With an absolutely jaw dropping line-up! Tons of dates with minimum days off! Mind blowing stage sets! V.ery I.mportant P.sychos! A shit ton of big surprises! And most importantly, with the help of the JUGGALO ARMY!

      We knew straight off the bat when it was the Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid hittin’ the road together that we were going to be witnessing somethin’ fuckin’ legendary. Add in their special guests of Blaze as well as Wolfpac? Well, fuck yeah! That’s just how the American Psychos roll!


      While Halloween night marked the end of the American Psycho Tour, we know that this will be an event you’ll be hearin’ about for years to fuckin’ come. This will be the tour that tops everyone’s list of favorites, it’s just inevitable!

      But you know when it comes to Psychopathic Records there ain’t no time to just chill out and bask in the glory of what just went down. That’s not how we do! There are still two months left in 2011 and everyone here at Psychopathic Records is dead set on endin’ this year as big as it has began and been since January to now!

      While the details are still in the works, you know the Hatchet Holidays are comin’ up mighty fuckin’ quick and the Psychopathic Family constantly goes all out for that shit! You never know what shows will be comin’ up! What events the fam will be puttin’ on! Or what surprises are in store for the Juggalos and Juggalettes!

      Without a doubt, 2011 has been one of the biggest fuckin’ years for the roster of Psychopathic Records, but there’s no rest for the wicked.

      And the best part about 2011 drawin’ to a quick close, Ninjas? It means we get to do it all over again in 2012! But we’ll make it fuckin’ BIGGER! BADDER! And BETTER than anything you’ve ever seen before!

      But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Homie. Just keep an eye out on insaneclownposse.com for more big things comin’ your way!

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      Your top spot for official Psychopathic Records merchandise has been givin’ a big fuckin’ facelift, Homies! Everything has been broken down into easy to navigate sections to make sure no matter what you’re lookin’ for, or even if you’re just browsin’, you’ll be able to find flavor fast and easy!

      But we’re talkin’ about more than just a brand new look! There are a shitload of new features goin’ on behind the scenes that are goin’ to make your hatchetgear.com experience that much easier and fresher!

      The first brand new feature is somethin’ y’all have been askin’ for and we were able to add into this new version of hatchetgear.com! You now have the ability to make a personal login account for hatchetgear.com! This will make your checkout process even faster by allowing you to store multiple shipping addresses, view and track your orders, as well as much more!

      And the best part is that signin’ up for an account is FAST. Really fuckin’ fast! In a matter of seconds you can be hooked up with your own login that gives you access to even more features of the site!

      Speaking of more features, there is now also a wishlist feature! With the Hatchet Holidays comin’ up this is the perfect way for you to share what you want from hatchetgear.com with others, or tell your homies to send their wishlists your way!

      It’s really fuckin’ simple. Every single item has an “add to wishlist” option. Just click that shit! That’s it! Add as few or many items to your wishlist as you want and when

it’s all said and done you can go right into your account, to the “my wishlist” section, and you can share that bitch! It’s as simple as typin’ in someone e-mail address and then BAM! They know exactly what you’re lookin’ for!

      Can’t figure out what to add to your wishlist or what you want to buy for yourself? NO PROBLEM! Hatchetgear.com now offers the “compare” feature. On every item it says “add to compare”. Once again, you can add as few or many items as you want. They get added to a list right on the left side of the site.

      When you’ve got everything added you’re lookin’ into, just hit COMPARE! Then a brand new window will pop up that will give you a side by side rundown of everything on your compare list! It breaks down details from the biggest to the smallest so that you can make an educated decision about what you want to spend your hard earned cheddah on!

      We could go on and on about the new flavor of hatchetgear.com but the best way for you to find out what’s goin’ on is to just hit up the site yourself and check it the fuck out! And to really stay in the loop for all things hatcetgear.com give the brand new twitter.com/hatchetgear a follow for up to the minute news, contests, and more!

      It’s all goin’ down at hatchetgear.com!!

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      This has been in the works for a minute, Juggalos and Juggalettes, but the light at the end of the tunnel is in sight! We’re taken the beloved WFuckOff Radio of Psychopathic Records and completely reworking this shit into something extraordinary!

      Wait a second, you don’t know what WFuckOff Radio is? Alright, you’re about to get schooled! WFuckOff Radio is Psychopathic Records very own internet based radio station. It broadcasts two nights a week from 9:00 – 1:00am EST and it’s absolutely free to tune in! All you have to do is hit up the site during broadcast hours to hear your favorite artists hosting their very own shows LIVE! You can even call in and get on the air with them!

      Have to work? Have some other fuckin’ bone gettin’ in the way of you tunin’ in? NO PROBLEM! Every

single episode is archived and ready for you to either stream on your computer or download and stick on your favorite MP3 player! That way you’ve got WFuckOff Radio with you wherever you go!

      Now, let’s get into the NEW SHIT! As of right now WFuckOff Radio is on a brief hiatus while we get all of our gear broken down and moved into the NEW radio studio! This studio has been decked out with state of the art equipment and it looks cool as hell.

      Want to see for yourself? You’re going to be able to! This brand new

studio is comin’ equipped with multiple cameras so you won’t just be able to hear what’s goin’ down during the show, but you’ll also get a look into the madness while the hosts are live on air!

      Also comin’ into this new radio mix will be a slew of brand new shows! We’ll still have all of your old favorites hosted by Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, Boondox, and everyone else who has been down since the very beginnin’! But there will be new formats! New names! And new faces comin’ your way to livin’ up the airwaves!

      And in all of this revamping we’re putting the final touches on a brand new site to contain all of this flavor and new features! And we figured, what better way to welcome this new aged era of radio than by giving WFuckOff Radio a whole new tag!? Something all encompassing that let’s everyone know what it’s about! Well, be on the lookout, Ninjas...

JUGGALO RADIO is coming soon!

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I was just curious is Twiztid goin to continue wit there Terrible Tales of the TWIZTID comic?

Sand Lake, MI

      We have considered it. I was really unhappy with the artwork as I'm a Super Comic Book Head but if we do it again I'm not gonna rest till we have someone from the comic world participate in some way. Even if it's a "Fuck You Excelsior" from Stan Lee inscribed in the liner notes.


Yo, what up? This is a question for Violent J. So, I read Behind The Paint, and I was wondering, did you ever cross paths with the evil Wool family later on? And if so, did you kick their asses?


      No, I never crossed paths with them, thank god. Because if I did, I wouldn’t be here answering this question. I would probably instead be locked up in Jackson state penitentiary.

- Violent J

I didn't get to see the american psycho tour, but will icp or anyone else do vip packs in the future?

killa kris

      The VIP packs offered during the American Psycho Tour were something Ninjas had been wantin' for a minute and we feel they turned out DOPE! ABK is on tour offering Warrior Tribal Packs and we're sure they're always possible for more artists in the future.

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