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Hatchet Herald
March 18, 2011
Hatchet Attacks

The Rydas Return

TDF Release Date

Psycho Sports: JCW

Axe The Question

March 26th, 2011
Hatchet Attacks

      The invasion of the wicked shit is closin’ in, Juggalos! On Saturday, March 26th, the entire Psychopathic Records and Hatchet House family as well as the badass brutes of JCW will be rollin’ deep into Milwaukee, WI at the Eagle’s Ballroom!

      This is your super rare chance to see every single one of your leaders of the underground movement, live and in person on stage! That’s the wicked clowns, the Insane Clown Posse! The demented duo, Twiztid! The OG gangsta zombie, Blaze Ya Dead Homie! The hatchet warrior, ABK! The sinister southern scarecrow, Boondox! The hometown heroes of Flint, The Dayton Family! And spinnin' on the ones and twos will be Mike E. Clark and DJ Clay!

      But shit won’t just be poppin’ off on stage! Those heroes and heels of JCW will be settin’ up their ring of death in the middle of all the mayhem and bringin’ the Juggalos a show like they’ve never witnessed before!

      There will be carnage! There will be blood! There will be chunks of fuckin’ hair and flesh flyin’ into the bloodthirsty crowd as they watch these enraged athletes kick the ever loving shit out of each other for fame, for respect, and out of plain fuckin’ fury!

      And to make sure that no one misses the madness going on inside the ring, the young senior official Kevin Gill along with Scott D'amore will be giving hit by hit commentary on all the action!

      Psychopathic! Hatchet House! JCW! When you get all of these wicked motha fuckas together under one roof, there’s no tellin’ what the hell is going to go down! You’ll have to see it to believe it!

      But hold up! If you’re one of those Ninjas who can’t make it out because you don’t have a ride, you live too far away, or you have one of those fuckin’ “job” things we’ve been hearin’ so much about, then we’ve got good news for you!

      This year Hatchet Attacks will be broadcasted live across the interwebs so that every single Juggalo in the world can experience the magic! The webcast will begin the day of on Saturday, March 26th, at 6:00pm ET/5:00pm CT! You will get to see all of the action goin’ down as if you were there for the slim price of only $4.99 or $3.99 if purchased on or before March 25!

      And if you can’t catch it live, then that’s not a problem either! The event will be archived and available for viewing even after the curtains have closed on Hatchet Attacks! Just hit up theravelive.com for full details and purchasing information!

      It’s the 2011 Hatchet Attacks at the Eagles Ballroom in Milwaukee, WI! Remember to check out insaneclownposse.com for tickets to the event or theravelive.com to order your pass for the pay-per-view now!

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The Return of The
Psychopathic Rydas

      Just when you thought it was safe, the most ruthless playas in the game, the Psychopathic Rydas, are making their highly anticipated and equally alarming return to the world of underground gangster rap!

      Word through the grape vine is that they’ve been keeping themselves busy with B&E’s, grand theft auto, and aggravated assault, but it seems they decided that they want to earn some extra knots of cash the good ol’ honest way.

      Okay, so maybe there really isn’t anything honest about jackin’ beats from other rappers and spitting wicked gangsta rhymes all over that shit, but when it comes to the Rydas you have to take that silver lining whenever you can!

      The title of the new album gets as straight forward as you can when it comes to the Rydas dolin’ out their opinion on anyone who ain’t a Juggalo. The brand new album is called EATSHITNDIE! Yep, you heard it here first, a Hatchet Herald Exclusive!

      EATSHITNDIE is the title of the brand new Rydas album and it will be dropping at the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos!

      Using our elite Hatchet Herald Ninja skills we’ve also uncovered the full line-up for the next album and we’ve got to say it’s really disturbing. The number of the Psychopathic Rydas keep growing and this time around there are seven shotgun and glock totin’ members pilin’ into a whole fuckin’ convoy of black trucks!

      While their true identities are an absolute mystery shrouded in fuckin’ bandanas, their aliases are as follows: Lil’ Shank, Foe Foe, Bullet, Full Clip, Cell Block, Yung Dirt, and Sawed Off!

      Holy fuck, Ninjas and Ninjettes! While it’s true that that Rydas scare the ever living shit out of us, we have to admit we can’t wait to hear this new joint from them!

      And speaking of the Psychopathic Rydas scaring the shit out of us, during our in-depth investigation of what was poppin’ off with the Rydas and their new album, we uncovered some BIG fuckin’ news that straight flipped our wig into a whole ‘notha zip code! But out of fear for our own safety we have decided we can’t drop that news here and now.

      If the Rydas found out that we spilled their big fuckin’ surprise that they have in store for the Juggalos, we’re pretty sure we would be lookin’ at fourteen black boots kickin’ our ass from here to Canada.

      When the time is right (and we’re positive the Rydas don’t know where we live) we’ll be droppin’ those bombs. But as for right now that’s what we’ve got for you, Juggalos and Juggalettes! The Psychopathic Rydas will ride once again!

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JUNE 21st, 2011
Charges of Indictment Release

      Grab your calendars, Juggalos, and write this date down! This isn’t something you’re going to want to miss! We’re sure y’all have been bumpin’ the fuck out of the six track Psycho EP since it dropped, but now we’re comin’ at you with some brand new HUGE Dayton Family news!

      Charges of Indictment, the first full length album to be released by The Dayton Family since signing to Hatchet

House, will be released June 21st, 2011! That date is comin’ at you here first, Ninjas!

      Bootleg, Shoestring, and Backstabbah! The heroes of fuckin’ Flint! They’ve been workin’ non-stop on this latest joint and soon it will be unleashed upon the unsuspecting public! It’ll have those hits you know and love, including “Prostitute Killer” and “Cocaine”!

      But even more importantly is everything that you haven’t heard! These guys have been in the game for years, but they are just getting started! They’re comin’ at you with that classic Dayton Family sound, twisted and formed into something brand fuckin’ new!

      Charges of Indictment will be more brutal! More callous and cold-blooded! More inhumane and merciless than anything you’ve ever heard from them before!

      The Dayton Family have been spittin' the wicked shit way before they joined the Hatchet House label, but being around so many artists who revel in the underground like them? It’s helped them kick their game up to a whole new sadistic level!

      If you’re lookin’ for some more Dayton Family flavor to hold you over while you wait for the album, just keep an eye out on hatchetmantv.com for the release of the “Cocaine” music video! It’ll be hittin’ your screens before the end of March!

      It was filmed on location with tons of fresh Juggalo extras and cameos by the Insane Clown Posse and we’re sure it’s going to be another piece of digital gold added to the Psychopathic Records Video Department vault!

      Remember, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! June 21st! The Dayton Family album Charges of Indictment will be available nationwide as well as on hatchetgear.com! Believe it, Mutha Fackos and Mutha Fackettes!

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JCW'S Monster's Island

      It’s goin’ down Wednesday, March 23rd, at The Modern Exchange in Southgate, MI, Juggalos! The meeting of the monsters! JCW’s most bloodthirsty masses of muscle and mayhem are stepping into the ring to determine who is the toughest fucker of them all!

      There will be seven matches in all poppin’ off the entire night. All of it leading up to the main event of Vampiro versus Kongo Kongo! Vampiro, the international wrestling superstar and JCW megastar, man of the Juggalos! Goin’ head to head with Kongo kong, undefeated as of yet in JCW and aimin’ for the top, backed by his manager Truth Martini!

      This colossal contest of brawn came to light when Kongo Kong went two weeks in a row without an official match! He decided to make his argument for a bout the best way he knew how! By crackin’ skulls and shedding blood until someone paid attention!

      Well, he got some fuckin’ attention alright. From Violent J! The JCW commissioner with an axe! Violent J quickly put an end to the war path of Kongo Kong and told him that on March 23rd he would have the match he wanted! Now, Kongo Kong doesn’t smile at all. Really, he face doesn’t do much else beside mean mug and growl. But if he could have shown any emotion we’re sure he would have been geeked as fuck to have gotten his way!

      That is, until Violent J revealed who it was that he was gettin’ in the ring with. The instant he heard Vampiro’s name he looked like he was ready to throttle the closest living thing to him! No one wants to go up against Vampiro, The legend of Mexico!

      But it’s happenin’ at The Modern Exchange! There’s no

tellin’ what’s goin’ to occur when you get these men in the ring together, but the only way to find out is to be in Southgate, MI and peep the action for yourself!

      You’ll also get to see DJ Clay spinnin’ all night long to keep the party going and a highly anticipated performance by The Hatchet Warrior, ABK! The energy in the buildin’ is goin’ to be off the charts and you’re not going to want to miss it!

      JCW Presents: Monster’s Island! Wednesday, March 23rd at The Modern Exchange in Southgate, MI! Doors are at 7:00pm with an 8:00pm belltime!

      Tickets are available on hatchetgear.com, ticketmaster.com, as well as at Rock of Ages in Garden City, MI, The Road Show in Roseville, MI, and at the door of The Modern Exchange! Capacity is limited! Get your tickets now!

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Axe The Question

      Hey I was watching operation repo the other day and I swear I saw Corp smash that dude Froy in the face. Did my eyes deceive me or was it really him? And what happened or is that show fake?


      Nah, what happened was that we were filming Big Money Rustlas and the stunt director for the movie was also the stunt director for that show Operation Repo. And so what they did is they asked me if I was interested in doing a spot on the show. So, when I got to the shoot it was a biker thing. They cut a deal with me and was like, this is a reality show so we need it as real as possible. The actors don’t know what’s going on. If we can do this in one take we’ll give you $1,000. But if we can’t get it in one take it’ll be $500 and less for every other additional take. So, of course, when the option of money came up, I was going to knock him the fuck out. They let me keep my hatchetman charm on and put me in a biker jacket. It was super fresh because I was throwin’ up Dark Lotus and wicked clown signs, because they told me to just get live in the camera and they would give me a signal when it was time to hit the guy. So, when the store owner gave me a nod that was when I knocked the guy out. The LA police showed up and had us all on the ground until the producer showed paperwork that we were filming the show. Then they let us go. And that’s what’s up. So yeah, it was 100% me.

- Corp

      I've had some issues with haters calling me a poser because I don't paint my face every day. Now tell me this: Do you have to paint your face to be a Juggalo?

Windham, Maine

      That’s ridiculous. You don’t have to do anything to be a Juggalo except feel it in your heart. The more haters you have in your life, the fresher you are.

- Violent J

      Iz ICP ever gonna put together sum kind of Hallowicked Album that has all of the Halloween songz that they have sold at the Hallowicked Tourz. That wuld be the shit if they did cuz ICP doesn't always come to Washington state on their Hallowicked Tour, so I am unable to buy thoze Bomb ass CD'z even if they only have one to four tracks. I think it wuld b the shit if they released just a Hallowicked CD. Whoop!! Whoop!! Mutha Fuckoozzzz!! MMWCL!!!!


      We agree, Steve! Those tracks ICP puts out each year at Hallowicked are the absolute shit! And to answer your question, the Insane Clown Posse have put out an album that has a lot of those Halloween joints on it. In 2005 they released Forgotten Freshness Volume 4, which contained two discs. Disc one features the usual rarities and unreleased tracks you would expect from a Forgotten Freshness album. Disc two, on the other hand, was a bonus CD called the Hallowicked Compilation which had all of the Hallowicked songs from 1994’s “Dead Pumpkins” to 2005’s “Wicked Hellaween” and everything in between. We know some time has passed since 2005 and now, and that there have been more songs released since then, but at least this will give you majority of them. And as time goes on and more rare Hallowicked tracks are released every year, it’s always a possibility that the Hallowicked Compilation part 2 could eventually see the light of day!

- A humble Hatchet Historian

Send your questions to: axeus@psychopathicrecords.com

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