The Return of The
Just when you thought it was safe, the most ruthless playas in the game, the Psychopathic Rydas, are making their highly anticipated and equally alarming return to the world of underground gangster rap!
Word through the grape vine is that they’ve been keeping themselves busy with B&E’s, grand theft auto, and aggravated assault, but it seems they decided that they want to earn some extra knots of cash the good ol’ honest way.
Okay, so maybe there really isn’t anything honest about jackin’ beats from other rappers and spitting wicked gangsta rhymes all over that shit, but when it comes to the Rydas you have to take that silver lining whenever you can!
The title of the new album gets as straight forward as you can when it comes to the Rydas dolin’ out their opinion on anyone who ain’t a Juggalo. The brand new album is called EATSHITNDIE! Yep, you heard it here first, a Hatchet Herald Exclusive!
EATSHITNDIE is the title of the brand new Rydas album and it will be dropping at the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos!
Using our elite Hatchet Herald Ninja skills we’ve also uncovered the full line-up for the next album and we’ve got to say it’s really disturbing. The number of the Psychopathic Rydas keep growing and this time around there are seven shotgun and glock totin’ members pilin’ into a whole fuckin’ convoy of black trucks!
While their true identities are an absolute mystery shrouded in fuckin’ bandanas, their aliases are as follows: Lil’ Shank, Foe Foe, Bullet, Full Clip, Cell Block, Yung Dirt, and Sawed Off!
Holy fuck, Ninjas and Ninjettes! While it’s true that that Rydas scare the ever living shit out of us, we have to admit we can’t wait to hear this new joint from them!
And speaking of the Psychopathic Rydas scaring the shit out of us, during our in-depth investigation of what was poppin’ off with the Rydas and their new album, we uncovered some BIG fuckin’ news that straight flipped our wig into a whole ‘notha zip code! But out of fear for our own safety we have decided we can’t drop that news here and now.
If the Rydas found out that we spilled their big fuckin’ surprise that they have in store for the Juggalos, we’re pretty sure we would be lookin’ at fourteen black boots kickin’ our ass from here to Canada.
When the time is right (and we’re positive the Rydas don’t know where we live) we’ll be droppin’ those bombs. But as for right now that’s what we’ve got for you, Juggalos and Juggalettes! The Psychopathic Rydas will ride once again!