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Hatchet Herald
January 21, 2011






      The Gathering of the Juggalos has become a long standing tradition with Psychopathic Records and the Juggalos themselves. From its humble beginnings in Novi, Michigan, it has grown into a fuckin’ worldwide phenomenon!

      Ninjas and Ninjettes from all over the Earth make the worthwhile trek to the woods of Cave-in-Rock, nestled deep in the Southern most point of Illinois. There they partake in four full days and nights of the most mind blowing fun that anyone could wish to have in their entire fuckin’ life!

      2011 marks the 12th annual Gathering of the Juggalos! We can barely even begin to fathom that! A twelve year tradition! Just a little over a fuckin’ decade with no fuckin’ end in sight!

      And without a doubt, this year The Gathering of the Juggalos will be bigger than ever before! What does that mean? Well, we’ll fuckin’ tell you!

      It means for the thousands upon thousands of Juggalos descending upon the Hatchet Landings, you will bear witness to a Shangri-la on Earth! The Gathering of the Juggalos will have the shit that you know and love!

      There will be over one hundred bands spanning all different genres playing on multiple stages throughout the grounds! The Gathering of the Juggalos gets the biggest names of the underground, rap, and rock scenes so that no matter what sort of taste you have, there will be something for YOU!

      Psychopathic Records and Hatchet House artists, JCW stars, and more will be partcipating in autograph signings! This is your chance to meet your heroes face to face! Give 'em a whattup?! Give 'em a dap! Get an autograph!

      There will be carnival rides running all throughout the night that you can ride as many times as you want free of charge! It's every lil' wicked clowns dream come true!

      There will be a shitload of contests ranging throughout all sorts of talents and it will give you chances to win dope fuckin’ prizes! Get ready to flex your special skills and hidden talents to earn the recognition of your fellow 'Los and 'Lettes!

      You’ll be able to witness comedians bringin’ their A-game at the late night comedy tent every evening! Also in the way of afterhours entertainment will be the Late Night Parties! These are always hosted by a slew of dope talent and offer you the chance to party all night like with your Juggalo homies!

      And don’t forget about Hog Daddy’s Hellfire, the big ass bonfire that goes down every night that was featured in ICP’s “Juggalo Island” music video! It has to be witnessed to believe! You’ve never seen anything quite like it!

      In addition to all of those events that you have come to know and love, Psychopathic Records is pushing themselves to the limit this year to bring in tons of big name artists that the Juggalos want to see! There will be more events! More contests! More magnificent shit to witness! And shit that you never expected before!

      They always say The Gathering of the Juggalos is what you make it and this year the Psychopathic Ninjas was to make it the most unforgettable Gathering anyone has ever witnessed before! They are pulling out all the stops!

      If you’ve never been to The Gathering of the Juggalos before, THIS is the one to go to! This is the one that will make you wonder what you’ve been waiting for! And if you’ve been to the past Gathering of the Juggalos? JUST WAIT! This year will put every other to shame!

      For more details and to get your tickets now, check out juggalogathering.com! It’s The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos, Ninjas and Ninjettes!


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      Get ready, Juggalos! 2011 is going to be the year of The Dayton Family! There is a shitload of huge news poppin’ off about the hometown heroes of Flint and we’re here to fill you in on what’s goin’ down with them!

      First up, they have got a new EP that will be released on February 1st! It’s called Psycho and it will contain six brand new, never before heard songs from The Dayton Family, giving Juggalos everywhere a preview of their full length album, Charges of Indictment, which will be dropping later this year!

      Don’t fuckin’ think of sleepin' on Psycho! It has the hot single “Prostitute Killer” that was released in late 2010 and has been makin’ hella noise ever since! All we know is that if that track is any sign as to what awaits Juggalos with the Psycho EP, there are going to be brains splatterin’ walls all across the country from the pure unadulterated flavor!

      Next, The Dayton Family have got a big show on Friday, February 25th! It’s the Hip Hop & Hardknocks Weekend Throwdown featuring Rick Ross and The Dayton Family! Can you believe that! Two big fuckin’ names like Rick Ross and The Hatchet’s own Dayton Family performing live in concert, one night only! That will be happening at DeltaPlex Arena & Conference Center in Grand Rapids, MI! Just hit up thedaytonfamily.net for full details and tickets!

      Finally, we’ve got some EXCLUSIVE NEWS. This hasn’t been released anywhere else and The Hatchet Herald is bringin’ it to you first! This is what we’ve got!

      The Dayton Family will soon be filming their first music video since joining Hatchet House! Now, while that new in itself could make anyone drop a deuce in their shorts, IT GETS BETTER! We also have word what song they will be filming the music video for!

      Many would probably figure it would be for the single that was released “Prostitute Killer” (we can only imagine what that script would have read like), but The Dayton Family are throwin’ y’all a curve ball! The song that is getting a music video is none other than “Cocaine”!

      This song is the SHIT and anyone who has seen The Dayton Family perform it live knows we’re speaking the straight truth! If you’re rackin’ your brain tryin’ to figure out which track we’re talkin’ about, you’ll know it by the dooope Cheers theme song that laces the hook! How fuckin’ amazing is that!? There currently is no set release date for this video, but you know the moment it's available on hatchetmantv.com we'll be lettin' you know!

      Holy shit, Juggalos! Take a breather here! A Dayton Family EP? A Dayton Family show with Rick Ross? And a music video for “Cocaine”! And that’s all in the first two months of 2011! Just imagine what they have planned for the rest of the year! Just keep your eyes on thedaytonfamily.net and The Hatchet Herald to find out!

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      For all the wrestling fans out there, you know what’s goin’ down next weekend! It’s the legendary WRESTLE REUNION! This is the wrestling convention to end all wrestling conventions! They bring in every big name wrestler you can think of!

      And this year is going to be extra fuckin’ dope. How do we know? Because Psychopathic Records and JCW are going to be in the house! This

is the first time that they have attended Wrestle Reunion and you know they always go out of their way to make a HUGE first impression!

      There is going to be an enormous interactive JCW booth that will have tons of features and things for Juggalos and wrestling fans in general to check out. The exact details and blueprints are being kept on the DL, but you know that Psychopathic doesn’t do anything halfway. If they’re goin’, they’re going ALL OUT!

      In addition to a decked out booth, there are also going to be JCW superstars there to chill with all the ‘Los and ‘Lettes that show up. We're talkin' Corporal Robinson! 2 Tuff Tony! Jailbird Man! Raven! Vampiro! And Senior JCW Official Kevin Gill!

      The best thing about all of this? The Insane Clown Posse will be there! We can’t even believe it! Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are goin’ to be in the buildin’ at Wrestle Reunion! It’s a match made in

heaven and 2011 is the year when it finally goes down!

      Also, available for the first time anywhere, JCW will be releasing a DVD of wrestling from the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos! It features the big name cards that went down that infamy that fateful week in August! And now it will available for you to purchase and own on DVD!

      Wrestle Reunion is happening January 28th to the 30th at the LAX Hilton in Los Angeles, California. For full details and tickets you can peep wrestlereunion.com!

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      For Juggalos who have been around for a minute, you might remember a little number that was featured on insaneclownposse.com back in the day called Axe The Question!

      Well, The Hatchet Herald is bringin’ that shit back! We always strive to get the ground breakin’ answers for Juggalos, but this is going to push it to a whole new level!

      This is how it's goin' down. Juggalos and Juggalettes can send in their questions to us about anything and everything! Whatever is burnin' at the back of your skull! Read that again! ANYTHING! Then we will take those questions directly to the artists and staff of Psychopathic Records to get the answer!

      We don’t give a fuck what the question is about! NOTHING is off limits! If you want to know about it then

we want you to tell us so that we can put our skills to the test and get you the answer!

      Then every issue of The Hatchet Herald we’ll be puttin’ up a hand full of questions and their answers! It’s that fuckin’ easy!

      We’ve set up an e-mail address just for this: axeus@psychopathicrecords.com! Just e-mail us your name (an alias is cool), your city & state, and your question! Then keep your eyes on The Hatchet Herald to find the answer!

      Start sending in your questions NOW!

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