2011 HAS BEGUN
In the twenty years that Psychopathic Records has been runnin’ beneath the streets, there is one event each year that can be deemed the mutha fuckin’ epitome of everything they do! Music, mayhem, and Juggalos standin’ shoulder to shoulder while reppin’ the wicked shit ride or die style. Shit, you know we could only be talkin’ about The Gathering of the Juggalos!
And this year the Gathering Ninjas are so fuckin’ on top of their game that they have already released the date, location, and when tickets for this majestic event will be going on sale! How’s that fuckin’ sit with you? Pretty damn good, right?
This year, 2011, The 12th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos will be goin’ down August 11th until the 14th! That’s Thursday to Sunday! Four full days of that fuckin’ fresh flavor you wait for all year long! Four days for you to do what you do and be who you are along with thousands of the closest family members you’ve never met… yet!
As for the location? Well, it’s a place that Juggalos have been callin’ home for the last four years! Can you believe that shit, ‘Los and ‘Lettes!? Four years, goin’ on five, in the same place. It’s the illustrious Hatchet Landings in Cave-in-Rock, Illinois! This is our very own personal Shangri-La on Earth.
And we’re goin’ to be honest. After so many years of having the Gathering at this spot, it feels almost like it’s taken on a life of its own. It’s like the energy of the Juggalos has sunk into the dirt and found its way right into the trees that make up this spacious landscape! Juggalos have breathed life into the Hatchet Landings and now it’s time to return!
So, we’ve got the date. August 11th to the 14th. We’ve got the location. The Hatchet Landings in Cave-in-Rock, Illinois.
And now here’s what you guys really want to know. When can you buy your fuckin’ tickets!?
Well, if you’ve peeped juggalogathering.com you’ll see that there is a countdown tick-tockin’ all the way down to NOON on Friday, January 14th! That’s NEXT FRIDAY! They are so on top of this shit that if you still have an Axemas knot chillin’ in your sock you could put that towards your ticket!
But for anyone else, who is flailin’ about like a fish and screamin’ that it’s all happenin’ too fast or some shit, don’t worry! This is just the beginning! You know the elite Psychopathic Ninjas will always make sure that anyone who wants to experience the devastation of the Gathering will be able to! There is room for all of our family!
What it comes down to is that this year you have one of the best things that Psychopathic Records could give you. That’s TIME.
You have time to save money! You have time to take off work! You have time to gather up your face paint inventory! You have time to get your transportation in order! You have time to make sure you’ve got a shitload of hot skimpy outfits to wear (NOTE: We’re strictly talkin’ to the JUGGALETTES. Juggalos with hot skimpy outfits need not apply, y’all)!
It’s the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos and it is upon us! Start getting’ situated now, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! With so much time to start plannin’ there’s no excuse why we shouldn’t have the biggest fuckin’ family reunion of all time! And with all the madness every year that just keeps buildin’ up more and more, you damn well know that THIS is going to be the end all sickest year that anyone has ever seen before!
WE GUARENTEE IT!