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Hatchet Herald
January 07, 2011





      In the twenty years that Psychopathic Records has been runnin’ beneath the streets, there is one event each year that can be deemed the mutha fuckin’ epitome of everything they do! Music, mayhem, and Juggalos standin’ shoulder to shoulder while reppin’ the wicked shit ride or die style. Shit, you know we could only be talkin’ about The Gathering of the Juggalos!

      And this year the Gathering Ninjas are so fuckin’ on top of their game that they have already released the date, location, and when tickets for this majestic event will be going on sale! How’s that fuckin’ sit with you? Pretty damn good, right?

      This year, 2011, The 12th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos will be goin’ down August 11th until the 14th! That’s Thursday to Sunday! Four full days of that fuckin’ fresh flavor you wait for all year long! Four days for you to do what you do and be who you are along with thousands of the closest family members you’ve never met… yet!

      As for the location? Well, it’s a place that Juggalos have been callin’ home for the last four years! Can you believe that shit, ‘Los and ‘Lettes!? Four years, goin’ on five, in the same place. It’s the illustrious Hatchet Landings in Cave-in-Rock, Illinois! This is our very own personal Shangri-La on Earth.

      And we’re goin’ to be honest. After so many years of having the Gathering at this spot, it feels almost like it’s taken on a life of its own. It’s like the energy of the Juggalos has sunk into the dirt and found its way right into the trees that make up this spacious landscape! Juggalos have breathed life into the Hatchet Landings and now it’s time to return!

      So, we’ve got the date. August 11th to the 14th. We’ve got the location. The Hatchet Landings in Cave-in-Rock, Illinois.

      And now here’s what you guys really want to know. When can you buy your fuckin’ tickets!?

      Well, if you’ve peeped juggalogathering.com you’ll see that there is a countdown tick-tockin’ all the way down to NOON on Friday, January 14th! That’s NEXT FRIDAY! They are so on top of this shit that if you still have an Axemas knot chillin’ in your sock you could put that towards your ticket!

      But for anyone else, who is flailin’ about like a fish and screamin’ that it’s all happenin’ too fast or some shit, don’t worry! This is just the beginning! You know the elite Psychopathic Ninjas will always make sure that anyone who wants to experience the devastation of the Gathering will be able to! There is room for all of our family!

      What it comes down to is that this year you have one of the best things that Psychopathic Records could give you. That’s TIME.

      You have time to save money! You have time to take off work! You have time to gather up your face paint inventory! You have time to get your transportation in order! You have time to make sure you’ve got a shitload of hot skimpy outfits to wear (NOTE: We’re strictly talkin’ to the JUGGALETTES. Juggalos with hot skimpy outfits need not apply, y’all)!

      It’s the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos and it is upon us! Start getting’ situated now, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! With so much time to start plannin’ there’s no excuse why we shouldn’t have the biggest fuckin’ family reunion of all time! And with all the madness every year that just keeps buildin’ up more and more, you damn well know that THIS is going to be the end all sickest year that anyone has ever seen before!


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      At times it’s hard for people to look past the controversy that surrounds an artist so that they can dig deeper into the message that they are trying to convey. But if people would just take one fuckin’ second to untwist their damn panties, they would understand just how equally intelligent and provocative the lyrics that they were listening to are.

      A perfect example of this is the rapper Paris.

      The Oakland based artist has been at the rap game since 1989, but even in the beginning it was clear that the average person could not handle how shockingly blunt his songs were. Even his first single “Break the Grip of Shame” from his debut album, The Devil Made Me Do It, was banned by MTV.

      Right out the gate the mainstream knew that he was too much for them to fuckin’ handle and they tried to shut him down! But that was only the beginning and it only made Paris that much more determined. He had a message and he was going to share it with the entire fucking planet! Whether they liked it or not!

      Paris’ entire career has been built around his unfaltering stance on political issues and the big problems in America, such as racism and sexism. While most would get a hefty pat on the fuckin’ back for trying to promote such values, it has somewhat hindered Paris’ ability to get his message heard by the masses. It’s just too fuckin’ honest for some to handle. But those who have heard his word and agree? They’re Paris supporters through and through.

      It’s obvious that there are people in the world who love what this man is bringin’. Even after getting bounced from his previous record label due to his second album, Sleeping with the Enemy, containing too many controversial lyrics and images heavily based around fantasy killings of then-President Bush, Paris has since gone on to sell 4 million albums through his own label, Guerilla Funk Records!

      In recent years Paris has been just as busy as ever. He released the companion to his album Rebirth of a Nation

which was titled Remix of a Nation and a collaboration between him and Public Enemy. His album released in 2008, Acid Reflex, which featured Chuck D. and George Clinton, has also been given high aclaim by fans and critics alike.

      The Insane Clown Posse, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, are especially included with the long list of Paris supporters. They have been heard calling him their favorite artist. And while the mutual respect between the three artists has always kept them to close enough to regularly keep in touch, 2011 marks the year that they make the leap to collaborators!

      Can you believe that shit, Juggalos!? A Paris track with his rib crackin’ beats and his firey fuckin’ hooks with the mind blowin’ addition of the Insane Clown Posse! The track is titled “Survivin’ the Game” and we can’t even begin to explain what monumental this shit is going to be! Just like Paris, the Insane Clown Posse have never shied away from speaking their minds and layin’ down the truth of the matter for all to hear, even if it wasn’t the most popular fuckin’ opinion on the block.

      Now that these powerhouses of energy and talent are coming together on one track? Shit just got real! While the exact release date of the track has yet to be made public, you know the moment it is you can count on us to get that shit straight to you! You can also keep checking on insaneclownposse.com, your best source for anything and everything relating to the wicked clowns.

      But we want to make it clear. Once the Insane Clown Posse and Paris have laid down this track, it won’t be the last time you hear of the outspoken artist workin’ with The Hatchet.

      Not with the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos right around the corner!

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      We want to tell y’all about the big ass JCW event that is goin’ down Wednesday, January 19th, but we want to make it clear that we’re not just hollerin’ at the wrestling fans out there. We’re puttin’ out the call to every single Juggalo who is reading this wants to have a good fuckin’ night!

      For real talk? We know that wrestlin’ and Psychopathic Records

goes hand in fuckin’ hand. And who doesn’t love seein’ the stars of JCW pummel the shit out of each other for everyone’s enjoyment? But the main reason for these JCW nights goin’ down in Southgate, Michigan at The Modern Exchange is so that Juggalos from all over can come together with the Psychopathic family and kick it. Psychopathic Records and JCW want to make this a huge fuckin’ party and everyone is invited!

      Sure, you’ll be able to witness the mayhem of Baby Bitch Boy! The Weedman! Jimmy Jacobs! JBM! Ring Rydas! The Bumpin Uglies! Breyer Wellington! 2 Tuff Tony! The Haters! Mad Man Pondo! Necro Butcher! Kongo Kong! Sabu! Bull Pain! And Corporal Robinson! But if that wasn’t enough incentive you’ll also get to see performances by The Dayton Family! AMB! And AJAX!

      Psychopathic Records isn’t just putting on a night of wrestling. This is going to be a wig flipping event from beginning to end! And with the promise of such a good night, you know there’s going to be members of the Psychopathic Records family

hangin’ out all over the place!

      It’s JCW’s Cold Winter Fights and it’s goin’ down Wednesday, January 19th at the Modern Exchange in Southgate, MI. Tickets are only $10 in advance! That’s it! But if you can’t scoop them until the day off, no worries! It’s still only $15! Tickets are available for purchase now at Rock of Ages in Garden City, MI. On hatchetgear.com. Or at The Modern Exchange.

      C'mon, Juggalos! It’s time to kick 2011 in the ass and show it who’s runnin’ shit this year! What better way to do that then getting together and tearing this shit down!?

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